lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!